- Sunny day so cunt up road has a bonfire !
- What do you call a man in a tent? Dearing!
- Red nose day bollocks! GOUT gives me red toe every fucking day!
- Finished Chris Marvells castings!
- Ive heard of meals on wheels but not patination akatfc
- Finished new chicken run sat 2pm chicken found dead 8am monday Bastard!
- In the pub, having a few. Oscar's on his eighteenth bag of nuts... I'm still full of resentment for everything.
- Spoke to Dearing .What did he say?Do you want fries with your burger
- My toes are green!
- That shit always floats to the top!
- floats to the top!"
- Des"Paul have you heard who's running the old firm?" Paul" Yes & it just goes to show what ive always thought" Des"Whats that?" Paul"Tha ...
- Des "Paul did you hear that Triplow akaTFC broke his leg?" Paul "Thats a pity!" Des"A pity why?" Paul"It wasn't his neck!"
- Talking about the old firm ,what rhymes with merchant banker?
- Im turning green
- Visitor: Are you sure they're tomato plants?
- Ray: Is that portrait head of anyone famous? Paul: It's certainly not you, it's got a smile on it's face.
- Vic: I don't care how much cake you bring us, you're still not moving in with us.
- Bronze casting is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. A long, slow build up then hot and furious and over in seconds.





